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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Rick and Morty in “Unfinished Business”

Jesus Christ, what a shitty neutrino bomb. it's a miracle I actually ever destroy anything.

Oh, I don't know. You managed to destroy just about everything today: the villains, the heroes, the lines between them, my childhood...

Thank you. I appreciate it, Morty. I know you were sucking the Kool-Aid out of the Vindicators' dicks, so the fact that I was right about them must be pretty hard to admit.

Yeah, it is. You know why, Rick? Because when you're an asshole, it doesn't matter how right you are, nobody wants to give you the satisfaction.

I know. Everyone wants people they like to be right. That's why popular people are fucking dumb. And why your pretentious, poorly written, high-budget friends back there can eat a double-decker shit sandwich. [the bomb powers down] Disarmed.

Holy shit, you're jealous!

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