Riq IV, Morty and others in “Unfinished Business”

Operating an unregistered portal gun, radicalizing a Summer, conspiring with a traitorous Rick. How do you plead?

How is this a fair trial? O-Our lawyer is a Morty!

It's not fair, you have no rights, and he's not a lawyer. We just keep him here because he's fun. Look at him go! [he laughs as "Lawyer" Morty drops his papers and dances around] We'll be lenient if you renounce your Rick. What say you, Summer?

Summer

I say "fuck you"! My grandpa was my hero! You killed him because you were jealous of him, that's pretty obvious from the haircuts. So do what you want to me, but let my brother go. He already renounced Rick.

Morty?

["Lawyer" Morty whispers to him] What? N-No, I don't want to see your Pog collection! I don't renounce Rick, and I never have. I was just trying to protect my sister. [to Summer, who looks stunned and more sympathetic] I wanted you to have a normal life. That's something you can't have when Rick shows up. Everything real turns fake, everything right is wrong - all you know is that you know nothing and he knows everything. And, well... well, he's not a villain, Summer, but he shouldn't be your hero. He's more like a demon, or a super fucked-up god.

Let's not suck the ghost of his dick too hard. He was a terrorist, and now he's dead.

Oh yeah? If you think my Rick's dead, he's alive, and if you think you're safe, he's coming for you!