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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Cornvelious Daniel and Rick in “Unfinished Business”

CDCornvelious Daniel

I can see why you chose this family-friendly restaurant to represent your cerebellum. So safe, so comfortable... so Shoney's. But admit it, Rick—you're going crazy cooped up in here. Let's go visit some memories.

Oh, any particular ones? You want to see my first boner, or should we go straight to the moment I discovered interdimensional travel? [Cornvelious Daniel squeals] Ooh, your little flappy doodles are twitching. Does that mean you're aroused, or did you just get a signal that one of your buddies found a grape?

CDCornvelious Daniel

It's arousal. Yes, I'd like very much to visit the memory of you inventing your portal gun.

Yeah, well, tough titties. [the restaurant starts crumbling around Cornvelious Daniel and Rick]

CDCornvelious Daniel

There's no tougher titty than a psychotic break, Rick.

Well, that depends on who breaks first—me or the titty.

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