Whatcha doing? Watching some TV, playing on your phone?
Is that a real question?
Just... making conversation.
Are you? What part of that gives me anything to work with? My choice is to say nothing, be sarcastic, or bark "yes" like a trained animal. It's not a conversation, you're holding me verbally hostage.
[frowning] Okay, ass-face, I'll go in the kitchen. [starts to walk out]
Hey, Dad?
[smiling again] Yeah?
Whatcha doing? Going into the kitchen?
[frowing again] Okay.
Yeah. You like that?
Screw you!
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