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S1 E15

Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Rick, Villager and others in “Unfinished Business”

Hey, Muchacho, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshipping us?

VVillager

The general store ought to have what you need.

Thanks.

VVillager

Of course, you'll be wanting to be gone from here by sundown.

Yeah, sure thing. Wait a minute, what? Why?

VVillager

Sundown is when the Festival begins.

The Festival?

VVillager

Ooh, well, for millennia, our society has been free of crime and war, livin' in perfect peace.

Oh! I know what this is! You've been able to sustain world peace because you have one night a year, where you all run around robbing and murdering each other without consequence!

VVillager

That's right!

What?!

It's like The Purge, Morty! Th-That movie, The Purge?

VVillager

Oh, have you been here before?

No, no, but I've been to a few planets with the same gimmick. Y'know, sometimes it's called the Cleansing or the Red Time. There was this one world that called it just Murder Night. I-It's a purge planet. They're peaceful and then, y'know, they just purge.

Th-That's horrible!

Yeah. [beat] You wanna check it out?

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