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S1 E15

Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Rick, Simon and others in “Unfinished Business”

I’ve seen enough of the galaxy to know that what we’ve got here is a Cromulon from the Cygnus-5 Expanse. So you can forget about nukes, and you can forget about math. This head won’t go away until Uhh-Earth shows them it’s got... [dramatically] a hit song!

[Everyone murmurs]

SSimon

You mean like Vivaldi?

No, Frasier - a live performance of a newly written, catchy, original song. The Cromulon feed on the talent and showmanship of less-evolved lifeforms.

All right, all right, thank you, Mr. Sanchez. Change of plan, people. Get me Pharrell, Randy Newman, Billy Corgan, and The-Dream. [silence] The-Dream? He wrote “Umbrella” and “Single Ladies” - you people haven’t heard of The-Dream?

You’re gonna wanna put them on that giant speaker system at your sonic testing facility at Area 51.

NNathan

How do you know about that?

For God’s sake, Nathan, the man turns people into snakes. He can use Google Maps!

Sir? Pharrell, Newman, Corgan, and that Dream guy - they’re all dead.

What? How is that possible? Do people just die when I name them?

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