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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Summer, Beth and others in “Unfinished Business”

[uses alternate reality goggles] Ooh, we're not playing Yahtzee, we're playing Chutes and Ladders! It seems like when I exist, life gets a little more, I don't know... predictable?

When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals.

Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night. [uses goggles]

Oh, I get it. Now that you know you could have had it better, you resent me for holding you back.

Well, now that we know you think the tables are turning, we know you thought there were unturned tables!

[scoffs] What are you talking about?

All this time, you've been thinking, "What if that loser Jerry hadn't talked me out of the abortion?" Well, now you know, you'd be a doctor. Whoop-dee-doo. You'd also be drinking wine, alone in a house full of exotic birds. And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart!

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