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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Rick, Pawnbroker and others in “Unfinished Business”

[at a pawn shop on a small planetoid]

Look, I'm not paying 70 (erh) smidgens for a (ERHH) broken defraculator.

PPawnbroker

That is multiphase quantum resonator.

Well, does it defraculate?

PPawnbroker

Fuck, no.

Then- then- then it's a broken defraculator.

PPawnbroker

Like you would even know dick about fraculation! Your planet just got cellphones, and the coverage still sucks!!

Yeah, yeah, and your species eat sulfur. So let's say 60 smidgens. I tell you what, I'll do you a favor. I'll throw in a fart.

Hey uh, Rick, um... y-you think maybe I could get something from this place? L-l-like a souvenir? L-like just to have—like something cool, y'know?

Not here, Morty, we'll stop somewhere else, because you know, there's always another pawn shop.

Oh okay, I just, um... Y'know, I thought that robot over there looked pretty cool, y'know?

Oh, it looks cool, huh? That's why you want it?

Yeah, y'know! I mean, it's different from the stuff on Earth. A-a-a-and y'know, y-you take me to all these crazy places across the galaxy and- y'know, I don't really have anything to- to remember all those trips by. It'd be kinda cool, like a souvenir. Y'know, like, what if you passed away or died or something? I wouldn't even have anything to remember... all the cool stuff we did, y'know?

Okay. 60 (erhp) for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot.

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