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S1 E15

Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Snuffles, Summer and others in “Unfinished Business”

SSnuffles

Where are my testicles, Summer? [long beat] Where are my testicles, Summer? They were removed. Where have they gone?

Oh, wow... That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles.

SSnuffles

Do not call me that! [smashes mirror behind him; Summer screams] "Snuffles" was my slave name. You shall now call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white.

Okay... Snowball, just calm down, okay? You're scaring me.

SSnowball

[walks on her bed] Scaring you? Tell me, Summer. If a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the Dachshund?

Uhhh... [Jerry and Beth come in]

Hey... [Beth gasps] Oh, wow... Okay, is-is-is everything okay in here?

SSnowball

Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again?

No! No, we were... uh, just seeing if Summer wanted to... uh...

Go on, um, one of our famous midnight family walks!

Yeah! Totally! Let's go.

[another dog on a robot machine blocks the exit from Beth, Jerry and Summer]

SSnowball

You will walk when it is time to walk.

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