Lou, we're not putting him in the ring with Keira Knightley. We are gonna find the biggest, ugliest, meanest lesbian on this planet.
Hillary Clinton would never do this.
She's not a lesbian.
Yeah, I know, but would you fight her?
Not without weapons.
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