You and Tommy are tight, right?
Well, if you mean, we're close, then yeah. In terms of actual tightness, I can only speak for myself.
So if Tommy were to find out that one of the guy's on the crew was doin' somethin' behind his back that he might not be--
Oh my God, you're sleeping with Colleen.
How'd you know?
I'm right?
So is that bad?
It-- It could only be worse if you were banging Katy. Tell me you're not banging Katy.
Of course not. I'm not banging either one of them.
Wait a minute, you just said you were sleeping with Colleen.
I am.
So?
See, we're sleeping together but we're not like, y'know-- [makes a motion with his hand]
So you're not-- [makes a sex noise]
No, no, no. And if we ever do, I pray it won't look or sound anything like that.
So, what's the deal? Tommy's gonna kill you anyway, for just seeing her, you might as well get a little piece before you go.
Those days for me are over.
What getting laid days?
Listen, Lou, there's somethin' that you need to know about your man, Shawn, I've tapped plenty of asses in my day, good ass, and usually pretty quick. The quicker I tap it, the quicker I'm out the door. I'm looking for a real relationship here. You know, I want the sex to have value.
Well, your life's on the line, that's valuable.
Come on, you mean to tell me that you've never had a relationship where you waited to have sex?
Not on purpose.
Well, this is on purpose. The next ass I tap, is the ass I marry.
Oh, yeah, that's sweet. I'd like to see that on a sampler. But I would leave Tommy out of it, it's gonna be really hard to tap that ass from beyond the grave.
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