[as they are making a list of people they've hurt with their drinking] You're shittin' me, right?
What?
My name's not in your top three?
Excuse me. How have I hurt you with my drinkin'? Give me one for instance.
I had to leave the firehouse to come get you from that club from downtown. You puked all over the inside of my Cordova.
You know, I was 14 years old and that was the first time I ever drank!
All the more reason why I should be number one.
Am I on your list?
For what?
Christmas, '86. You grabbed my left tit, Teddy!
First of all, it was a slight graze. Second of all, I drank half a bowl of eggnog that night, through a straw! Third of all, most important of all, I would never, ever do such a thing.
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