Lou and Tommy in “Unfinished Business”

Lou

[discussing whether or not he should have sex with his cousin Mike's girlfriend as revenge for his cousin having sex with Teresa] There's only one problem: She's black.

Tommy

Are we talkin' Halle Berry black, or Jennifer Hudson black?

Lou

Aretha Franklin black.

Tommy

Holy shit.

Lou

Now, not to say I have anything against black women, I think they happen to be very, very beautiful, it's not a racial thing at all.

Tommy

No, no, no. Nobody's talkin' about nobody's skin color or anything. Lemme ask you this, can she sing?

Lou

How the hell do I know?

Tommy

Well, I'm just askin' because sometimes a talent in one area can overcome or take the edge off a lack of talent in the other area.

Lou

Did I also mention that she's fat?

Tommy

Oh, she's fat? How fat?

Lou

I mean, she'd have to be able to sing, dance, paint, and figure skate just to take the edge off, and even then there'd be a lot of edge left.

Tommy

Okay, you know what? You'd have to be psychologically damaged, or maybe have a dent in your head to even think about possibly having sex with somebody under those particular circumstances.

Lou

You think?

Tommy

Yeah, I think so.

Lou

[pause] I'm thinkin' the sooner the better.

Tommy

Yeah, maybe tomorrow, just to get right back him.