Mike and Lou in “Unfinished Business”

Mike

I still feel so bad. Her cheating on you... with me... that bitch.

Lou

Well, you know, it's not the first time she cheated on anyone.

Mike

So, she's done it before?

Lou

She was a nun when I met her so technically, you know, she was married to Jesus.

Mike

I guess that makes you the other man. [laughs] That's a mighty impressive takeaway on your part.

Lou

Yeah, well, I'm real proud about that. Even if it means I'm takin' the express train to hell.

Mike

But look, it was worth it, right?

Lou

No, not really. ... You know, I mean, you're family, Mike. That's what's important, you know, family, that... that unbreakable bond. And I'm willing to forgive and forget.

Mike

Bros before hoes, right?

Lou

Bros before hoes.

Mike

Now, let's get shitfaced and make it official.