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S1 E15

Rescue Me · Season 1, Episode 15

Kenny, Mike and others in “Unfinished Business”

KKenny

Oh, please, the word 'sex' just makes me wanna crawl into a hole and die.

Why the nun still goin' full steam?

KKenny

Gentlemen, if you ever get the chance of becoming romantically involved with a nun, brace yourself. All those years she was saving herself for the Lord, not indulging in sex, well, when that dam breaks and it breaks in a big way. Its like a tsunami, only instead of water, you get hit with sex. Exotic positions, rubbing, touching, sucking, probing--

[walks in] The tsunami speech again?

KKenny

I mean, the wave just keeps coming, destroying everything in it's path. Oh, what I wouldn't give for two hours of straight sleep.

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