You're throwing away the porn?
Okay, look, Maggie, a lotta wives-- they would be thrilled if their husbands were throwing away their porn they would see it as a mature and committed act, and -- and I thnk that you should see this as a real positive thing.
You know, that's all fine and good, Sean, only it's my porn.
Yeah, but you don't need it anymore 'cause 'ya got me.
[laughs] Put the box down.
C'mon, Maggie I just wanna be married for two seconds without--
No, now! You see this box? This box is your friend, it might even be your best friend because it is the only thing breathing life into our relationship right now.
Maggie, we've been married nine months. What are you talkin' about breathin' life into the relationship?
Everyone needs breath, everyone needs a spark, Sean!
Okay, and the spark is watching some girl get double teamed by guys with cocks the size of telephone poles?
See, now you understand.
No, I don't understand. I don't understand, Maggie, and I don't think you understand that I might have a problem with this. You know, that this might make me feel... inferior.
Oh, but Sean you have nothing to feel inferior about.
Really?
Well.... except for the fact that your cock isn't as big as a telephone pole. But, that's--
That's okay, I'm going to work. You go look at your porn.
Sean--- Sean, you don't want your cock that big. Your life would be terrible, you would not be able to buy pants.
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