H.Q. I told them that we don't have a Chief, and they said that they sent somebody.
It must've been Izzy, right?
No, it's not Izzy, he's got his own crew to deal with. Same with Needles. They tell me this guy... (looks at his paper) Tell me, how do you pronounce this? P-E-C-H-E-R.
You've gotta be kiddin' me. It's gold.
It's 'pecker', right?
This is like shootin' fish is a goddamn barrel. You've got so many options here.
Yeah, if he's an asshole, you've got peck-a-wood, peck-a-head.
Yeah, and if he's good lookin', Gregory Pecker.
And if he's black... you've got Black 'n Pecker.
There you go.
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