[about Mrs. Turbody] I think she might have given me the Big C.
Cancer's the Big C. Chlamydia ... little c.
Oh, well, you know what I'm sayin' so, what do you think?
I dunno. We're talking about piss filled bladders, we're talking about illicit underage sex scandals--
Which I put an end to by the way.
---with teachers and students and uncles and nephews, we're talking about fire-breathing cocks, I mean, to be honest with you, all of a sudden, I don't know why, but y'know, I feel a little bit better about my life.
Well, I'm glad I could help you feel better.
Well, I don't know what to tell you, I mean you're the only man in the tri-state area who shares a case of chlamydia with three teenage boys ... non clergy, of course.
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