Maggie and Tommy in “Unfinished Business”

Maggie

You happy? I never thought you of all people would sabotage the least dysfunctional relationship of my entire life.

Tommy

I wasn't tryin' to sabotage. You're the one who's going out with like six different guys.

Maggie

No, five and I liked Sean the best. He happens to be very nice and he does everything I say, he's perfect.

Tommy

Then why are you cheatin' on him?

Maggie

A zebra can't change its stripes overnight.