Oh, now I'm an asshole. Why am I an asshole?
You're an asshole because you told Maggie everything that I told you about Fred.
Okay, I'm a pussy if I don't say anything to Maggie and now I'm an asshole for openin' my big mouth. You're impossible to please.
You wanna please me? Keep your hands outta my sister's pants. [Sean tries to go after him, but since they're in the truck, he's seatbelted in and can't reach Tommy]
She's the best thing that ever happened to me, and you ruined it.
Look, I told you to talk to her, okay? You decided to break up with her. You live with that decision.
Yeah, well, you know what? Try this one out. I don't wanna be friends anymore.
Yeah? And?
I don't want you to call me. It's over. We're breaking up.
You're--you're break--?
Yes.
Hey! You guys listening to this? Garrity's breaking up with me!
Yeah, it's over. I don't wanna hear from you, no dinner, no hangin' out, nothin'.
He's breaking up with me. Unbelieveable. Oh my God. Your whole generation. Gay.
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