[as Tommy is going to a sperm bank] How do they remove it from you?
The sperm? You know what, I think they go in right above the knee with-- with a little tube and suck the cum right outta your leg. I don't-- what do you think?
No, I mean, do they hook you up to some device or...
Yeah, they have a penis pump. No! I jerk off into--into a cup or y'know a plastic ice cube tray or something, I don't know.
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Look, I just have a little tiny question for you.
What?
When you're at the sperm bank and you're jerkin' off into a cup, could you, uh, think of me?
Why?
Because if we then decide to use the sperm at a later date to have a child, it would be sorta like we were actually...connected at the moment that it all started.
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