Dad, when you want information you ask first then you offer the bribe. That's how it works, you did it the wrong way around this time.
Duh. I was trying to be nice.
And oh, by the way, you're gonna have to gimme another hundred to keep me from tellin' Mom about you gettin' Katy sick.
Dream on. I'm not givin' you another dime.
Then I'm callin' her right now.
Go ahead. See if I care.
[Colleen walks away, Tommy hears her dialing on the phone]
Ugh! Alright. And you call yourself a Christian. [hands her the money] Unbelievable.
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