This is the big emergency that you had me come over and help you with?
Yeah. An emotional emergency.
Do me a favor: Next time call the hormone hot line.
[Paulie beeps the horn from in the truck]
Hey, retard! I got neighbors.
Sorry!
[to Sheila] He really is retarded.
Really?
Yeah.
[to Paulie] Sorry!
What?
Shut up! [to Sheila] You know, I have to go to work, I have to drop him off blah blah blah.
Oh, I'm sorry. Am I an inconvenience to you? Oh, yeah. I must be a big fat inconvenience to you. [Tommy starts walking towards his truck] Right? Unless of course you've got no place to go or you're lonely or you're looking for some place to park your cock.
Talk to you later.
Oh that's perfect. There's a picture I can't get enough of. You walking away. Hey, you have no responsibility here, too bad you're not married, you don't have to handle it right? You big pussy! [starts crying and Tommy starts his truck]
You got a girlfriend, Paulie? [Paulie shakes his head] I think I'm the retarded one.
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