Really? (Mordecai opens the garage door. The garage is piled to the ceiling with clutter)
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Yep, have fun you two. ( He then laughs and drives away)
I don't believe this. (Clock transition to sometime later. M&R are almost done with the boxes. Mordecai pants hard, and Rigby throws a box into the pile) Dude, what are you doing? Do you want an Ulti-Meatum or not? (grabs sheet) Come on, help me move this. (M&R remove the curtain to see a machine called a "Hologram 9000". Dramatic music plays as it is shown)
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Whoa!
What is this thing?
It's says, "Hologram 9000".
Cool.
Dude, holograms! What if we use it to make holograms of ourselves and put them in here so that Benson thinks we're working?
What? Why would we do that? We're almost done. Plus, it says it can kill you. (Sure enough,there is a sticker on the machine that shows so. Off in the distance, Ajay makes an announcement on his megaphone)
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Last call for burgers. I repeat, last call for burgers.
Dude, you're going first. (Rigby pushes the red button on the machine, and the door slides open. He enters as the door closes. Mordecai then sets the switch to "extremely realistic", then, red lasers scan Rigby.
Eeeeyaaghhyrrerrohdough! (Rigby screams in pain before the lasers move off)
Come on, dude, you gotta stay still. It's not gonna work if you move.
But it hurts!
Yeah, well, you know what else is gonna hurt? Not getting that burger. (Rigby stands up) Come on, best burger in the world.
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