Eileen, are you okay?! Did you fall down the rock hole?!
I'm okay! But it's pitch-black down here. I don't know how to get out.
I'm comin' down!
Actually, it'd be better if you went to get help! [sighs after Rigby falls into the cave]
Eileen, I can explain! I was going to the hospital but I got lost!
Rigby, I know you're not sick! Just tell me the truth!
[sighs deeply] Okay. I'm not just hangin' out in a cave with teens for fun. I... I never graduated from high school.
Really?
This whole cave thing is just for school credits so I can graduate and get my diploma. I never cared until I saw the Eileen Plan, but now all I can think about is how you're gonna be the president, and I'm just gonna be some jerk you used to date.
But I don't need a genius. I like you, just the way you are.
Yeah?
Yeah. [she and Rigby both stand up and bump into each other; sighs] What are we gonna do? It's way too dark to find a way out.
Hmm. I got an idea.
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