We did it dude! We mowed the entire lawn with out taking a single break! You wanna go get some lunch?
Aw yea-uh, I do! Nothing on Earth's gonna stop us from getting some lunch! Huh?
Party Horse! (They walk towards it as they chant) Party, party, party, party, party, par... (the spacecraft opens) Huh?
(sniffles) Oh, Chrissy! (cries; Scene cuts to the house where he is lying on the couch and Mordecai and Rigby standing there) UUUUUUGGGHHH!
Dude, what happened to you?
Chrissy happened, man, she dumped me, and she'll probably never talk to me again.
That's rough, man. What went wrong?
Augh! It's all her dad's fault. He always telling her my partying is "compulsive" and that i'm a "danger to myself and others." I tried to talk to my bros on Party Horse Planet for advice, but they just duct tape me to a flagpole and put my underwear down. After that, I came to Earth hoping you dudes can help me.
Wooooaaaaahhhh...
Uh, don't worry, dude, we'll help you get your girlfriend back.
You will?
It's easy, you just gotta get something nice to show her you care about her.
Yeah, man, the mall has like 20 stores that only sells stuff for guys who need to apologize to their girlfriends. With our help, you'll be back in the saddle in no time.
Dude, saddle jokes, not cool.
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