Seriously, you dudes are gonna love this.
Family Restaurant?
Why is everything in quotes?
Hey! I asked for the dressing separate! Separate!
Take it up with the complaints department! Right here!
Puppies!
Kittens!
Puppies!
Kittens!
Hey! You gonna order something?
Engine oil. Black.
Ooh, I get it! Oil's on me.
You should have just us you wanted to find an oil change!
Hey! Don't you know that grade of oil causes unnecessary wear and tear on your engine?
Well maybe I've got a deathwish, pal!
Jokers like you should be taken to the dump.
You make me wanna puke!
Pfft. Jerk.
Okay, haha, you've had your last drink!
Let's hurry to the dump, it's getting late!
Oh, this? This isn't the last thing.
Huh? Then what is it?
Watch this.
I've always wanted to get into a fight!
Hence fighting words!
Hate this music!
Who wants some?
Cart!
Hey!
And stay out! This is a decent "Family Establishment"! Don't need you "low lives" messing things up!
Wait a minute, where's the Cart? I knew it! He ditched us! We should've taken him to the dump when we had the chance! We're so fired, dude! [Mordecai feels disappointed]
Mordecai, look! An oil trail!
There he is! Cart...what are you doing up here?
I - I'm so sorry, you guys. I - I just didn't want you to have to see me like this.
It's alright, dude. Can we please just go to the dump now?
If I have to go, I'm gonna do it my way. I wanna be sent off this cliff, into the ocean, filled with fireworks from a third world country, to go out in a blaze of glory. That's my final - final wish.
That's - the coolest thing I've ever heard.
Alright. That's the last of them.
Thanks, you guys.
Do you have any regrets?
Well I never did write that novel. But I've seen things other carts wouldn't believe. I've started an all-out brawl at a family restaurant. I've watched sunbeams shimmer over the city from the highest parking ramp. My only regret is that I couldn't hold more fireworks.
Yeah, but it's still a lot.
Yeayuh, it is!
OOHHHH!!!
Let's get this show on the road.
Good luck, old friend.
Coolest decommissioning ever.
Totally cool.
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