[Trash Boat has changed his name back to Rigby, thus puzzling The Urge for a moment]
Huh!? Wait, what did you say your name was?
Rigby! It's Rigby!
WOOOO-HOO! The Urge is back, BAY-BAAAAAAYAH!
[Another time traveling rockstar named Dicken Flakes appears]
Ey! Are you The Urge?
Yeah?
You robbed me of my fame in the future, so I've come back here to the past to stop you!
[The woman at the name change counter closes her window door]
[blasts The Urge with his keytar, killing the latter] Nice!
[Another time traveling rockstar named Velvet Overkill appears]
Are you Dicken Flakes?
What's it to you?
[Yet another time traveling rockstar appears]
Oi, which one of you is the Velvet Overkill?
[they point at each other] He is! [they both get shot down]
Finally! My fame is secure!
[And then, a whole bunch of time traveling rockstars appear]
Anyone here named Crocodile Deathspin?
[Chaos ensues at the name change palace as all the time traveling rockstars attack each other with their laser-shooting instruments of every sort. As Mordecai and Rigby watch the escalating war, they dodge a laser and get outta dodge. The short-lived war then ends when the last time traveling rockstar with maracas appears and gets blasted by a time traveling rockstar with a laser-shooting saxophone and his maraca-grenades get dropped and then explodes, destroying the name change palace and killing all of the time-traveling rockstars inside. Mordecai and Rigby walk out alive with ashes on their bodies.]
Thanks, dude.
Yeah... Don't ever change your name again.
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