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S1 E15

Regular Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Waiter, Mordecai and others in “Unfinished Business”

WWaiter

Have you decided?

Mordecai

Uhh, I'll take the Eggs Benedict, a-and uh... orange juice.

Rigby

And I'll have the Eggscellent Challenge.

WWaiter

Oh... I wouldn't recommend the Eggscellent Challenge, it's more of a promotional item.

Rigby

Yeah, and it's the only reason we're here, so...

WWaiter

Sir, i-it's really just—

Rigby

Okay, hold on, hold on. I'm confused. I'm the customer, right?

WWaiter

Well, yes.

Rigby

What does that sign say over there?

WWaiter

Uhh... "The customer is always right."

Rigby

And what am I?

WWaiter

The customer.

Rigby

And the sign?

WWaiter

[annoyed] Sir, please!

Rigby

SAY IT!!

WWaiter

"The customer is always right."

Rigby

Hm-hm. Hm!

WWaiter

What would you like, sir?

Rigby

Bring me the omelette.

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