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S1 E15

Regular Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Mordecai and Rigby in “Unfinished Business”

[Mordecai and Rigby are cleaning out the gutters of the house]

[picks up the dirty leaves and puts them into a bucket] Augh! This is the worst.

I don't know, I kind of like it up here. The world seems different at this height. It makes me feel like a giant! [roars]

What? Look, we're not up here to enjoy the view, so will you just come and help me clean these gutters?

I'm helping, I'm holding the hose. Look, I'm taking a giant leak. [positions the hose to his crotch, turns it on and pretends to pee while moaning]

Yeah, well, you don't need those gloves to hold the hose. (holds up hands) Look at this dude. Come on, let me wear them!

Sorry, man, you should have thought about that before you threw paper, and lost to my scissors.

[facepalms] Augh! Whatever, dude. Just hose this stuff off.

[Rigby hoses the leaves out of the gutter. A cassette tape is launched into the air and hits Mordecai in the head and falls to the ground]

[annoyed] Agh! What the heck?!

Uh, sorry man.

[picks up and inspects the dirty tape] Weird, it's a tape. Wonder what it's doing up in the gutter.

Maybe it fell out of a plane.

Nah, it's probably just trash. I wanna see how far I can chuck it.

Wait!

What?

Don't you wanna see what band it is?

Oh, okay. [uses his thumb to wipe the dirt off of the tape, revealing the words "Solid Bold"] Solid Bold? [gets annoyed] Augh, it's that single of that summertime song.

"Summertime Loving: Loving in the Summer (Time)"?

[looks at the tape] Yeah.

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! [runs up to Mordecai and grabs the tape] Aw, this is my jam right here!

[annoyed] What? This song sucks.

Nah, you were all into it too, I remember.

Yeah, just for that one summer in junior high and then I realized how lame it was.

Whatever, man. Once we pop this into the stereo, all the good memories will come flooding back, and you'll see. You'll see who's jam it is.

[turns his back on Rigby and crosses his arms] I'm not listening to that trash.

You need to get your mind out of these gutters, and into the summer.

Fine, but only because I want to take a break.

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