Aw, man. Dude, let's play it
Whoa whoa whoa! You can't play a game like this out of the box. We gotta stretch it out first. We don't wanna pull our hammies, you know what I'm saying? (BEEP!) Hey! What are you doing?
Starting. Hurry up and pick your character. (chuckles)
Aw, what?! I wanted to be player 1!
Dude, I'M player 1. YOU'RE player 2.
I don't wanna be player 2! He just digs with the sucky pickaxe. I want the one with the shovel.
Dude, they're exactly the same!
Then why don't YOU be player 2?
[scoffs] I'm not usin' that sucky pickaxe.
(Gasp) SEE?!
Dude, calm down. Let's play punchies to see who gets to be player 1.
Fine! (Punches Mordicai)
(Mordecai punches back at Rigby causing him to fly across the couch)
Looks like I'm player 1.
NO! It's not fair you always get your way! (angrily mocks Mordecai) "Let's play punchies, let's punchies!" I'm sick of it! Of course I'm not gonna beat you at punchies!
Dude, you don't beat anybody at punchies.
Yes I do!
No you don't.
(Flashback of Rigby losing at a game of punchies)
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