Church and Tucker in “Rounding Error (Episode 174)”

Hi. My name is Leonard Church. But nobody calls me Leonard. Most people call me Church. Sometimes they call me Alpha, and a few people even know me as the Director. But I haven't been called that in a really, really long time. You see, I know that when you look at me, I know I look like a super badass space warrior, but I'm not. I'm actually a-

(From off-screen) Hey, Church!

Uh... (Clears throat) Just, uh, ignore. Uh... I'm actually a computer program that's been reincarnated in the memory of-

Church!

I'm actually a computer program-

Hey, Church!

That's been reincarnated in the memory of a-

Where the hell are you?!

OK, I'm just gonna start over. I'm just gonna... Just go back to the beginning.

Church!

Hi-

Church!

My name is Leonard Church-

Church!

But nobody calls me that-

(Appearing on the cliff face) Hey, Church, come on!

(Grunts in annoyance) GOD DAMN IT! WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU WANT!?

Come on! Get up here!

Yeah, okay, hold on! For God's sake, I'm coming!