Move out? Hey, at what point in this conversation did you think that we were buddies or somethin'? I'm not goin' with you.
Yes! You are not in our buddy club!
Shut up Caboose, and what did I tell you about that armor, when we had to pick new suits?
You told me to upgrade!
That's not an upgrade! This is Mark Six armor, that's Mark Five. This is an upgrade.
In a Top Ten list, five is better than six.
We're not a top ten list!
How do you ever get anything done if all you ever do is argue with each other?
We don't, that's part of our charm. Quit fuckin' it up!
Look, I know you guys are all wrapped up in your little "Red vs Blue" battles-
Blue vs Red battles! No one says Red vs Blue, it sounds stupid when you say it backwards.
But this is important. Actual military operations. Not your fake simulation stuff. Something is hunting our top agents, and I need all the help I can get to stop it.
Stop it? If it's killing Freelancers, I want to start a fan club for it, build it a website.
And now that the ship from your canyon is crashed, we think it's more powerful than ever. It gains new abilities every time it kills-
Wait wait wait, whoa- you found Tex's ship?
We believe so.
Where?
Come with me and I'll show you.
Ok, I'm in.
Yes, this will be the greatest road trip ever!
If you say anything positive, I will fucking kill all three of us right now.
Okay. I will be very depressed about how awesome this will be!
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