Come in, Command.
Hello Washington. We have you? How was the investigation at Blue Base?
Enlightening. Going to try the red base now, I'm hoping things there will be a little more... [A pink pop-up of Donut appears for no reason] ...normal.
Halt in the name of the red- [clears throat] I mean "lightish red army. This base is operating at full capacity. And if you come in here, you're gonna get in to a big uhn-uh slap-fight!"
Heuhhh... I'm gonna have to call you back.
Don't come any further, ooh la la.
[As Washington approaches, a maroon pop-up of Simmons appears from behind a rock]
This is your last warning, stay out! I love math!
What in the-
Your only hope of survival is to kiss my commander's ass!
[Washington continues on and an orange popup of Grif filled with bullet holes seems to appear from out of nowhere]
And this is another warning: I know the other warning was supposed to be last, but I never listen to orders, 'cause I'm too lazy and stupid! And ugly. Did I mention ugly?
This is gonna be a waste of time, I can tell already.
[Pops up in front of Washington] Yeah, freeze intruder! Stop yer intrudin' right there.
Who made these things?
I did.
Wait, you're real?
Of course I am. You fell for a classic misdirection. I still got it. Heh heh.
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