Grif and Simmons in “Brass Tacks (Episode 86)”

Slow down!

There's no time! Sarge is gone! I was digging a hole, and I kept digging, but there was no Sarge! And finally I dug deep enough, and I found another hole!

You dug a hole and found a hole. Isn't that what a hole is?

No, no, I mean a hole at the bottom! It opened into some kind of big cavern.

[stops] A cavern? A cavern like a cave? Like a cave with bats?

[stops] I don't know, why? Are you afraid of bats or something?

Afraid of bats? No! Why would I be afraid of bats? And why would you even ask that question? Were there bats or something? That's kind of a weird thing to ask just for no reason.

I didn't see any bats, okay?

Did you hear any bats?

No!

Did you smell any bats?

I don't know what bats smell like!

And let's hope you never find out. Is it getting dark? We should get inside.

It hasn't gotten dark here in three fucking years, asshole.