It's true, your friend Tucker is pregnant. See, my little gizmo lights up green to indicate pregnancy.
I thought it lights up green to indicate flesh wounds.
Yeah also that.
And infectious diseases.
Hyeah, it lights up green for just about everything. It takes a while to figure out the difference. Like this green, [points to Church's head] indicates a high level of anger stemming from suppressed feelings of inadequacy.
If that thing keeps talking bad about me, I'm gonna fucking smash it.
[points to Church's crotch] And this green means impotency. Oops, actually that green causes impotency. My bad, Church.
Oh, that's okay. I wasn't using it anyway.
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