And last is the orange one, that's Grif. He's really lazy and really annoying.
Yeah...
But, at least he's smart. In fact, I think he might the smartest one of the bunch.
You mean smarter than all of the ones there now.
No, I mean all of them put together, man. There's this other guy who hangs around, in maroon armour... Well, I haven't seen him in a while, but he's a freakin' know-it-all, man. He acts like he's smart, but he's really not.
What?
Yeah, he walks around like he owns the place... Yeah, y'know, but nobody listens to him, and they always make fun of him behind his back.
Simmons (a slight quiver in his voice): What do they say?
Oh, just how he's not good at stuff, and how he's dumb, and how the stuff he likes is dumb, and also how he's not as attractive as other people are...
Simmons (starting to cry): (sniff) Yeah, he sounds like a real jerk...
Hey, where're ya going?
Simmons (off-screen; on the verge of tears): I have to use the bathroom...
Well, hurry up, man, I have to finish orientation before you have to make me dinner.
...You do know that's Simmons, right?
Oh yeah.
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