Um, maybe somebody should say something.
Okay, go ahead.
Not me jackass. I'm not going to eulogize myself.
What, why not? I eulogize myself all the time. Wait. (pause) I think I don't know what the word eulogize means.
Wait, I know how to do this! Dearly Beloved we are gathered here, today, to witness, the joining together of Tex, and Church, in eternalness together, smuh- speak now, or forever rest in peace! With liberty… and justice… for all. The end!
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