TV QuotesDatabase
S3

Red vs Blue · Season 3

Simmons, Grif and others in “New toys (Episode 45)”

No, I don't think that getting new rims for the jeep is a good idea.

Oh, come on! If we all kick in, we can get some spinners, some kick-ass subs, hydraulics!

I'm in.

Why?

Uh, for style.

For chicks!

What chicks? There's no one for miles. We don't even know if anyone's still alive!

What, suddenly you're a pessimist?

Yeah, but if we do find some women, we will literally be the last men on earth for them.

He's right.

All my life, I've had girls tell me 'Not if you were the last man on earth!' [Laughs] Well that may be true, but let's see what happens when I'm the last man on earth with a sweet-ass pimped-out ride, bitch!

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

More Red vs Blue quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Red vs Blue pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.