[Inside Caboose's mind, Church talks to Caboose's mental image of Church, Leonard]
You're not Caboose's best friend, okay? You don't have a best friend. You know why? You don't need one! You're Church! Knowing other people just waters down the experience! Live the dream, buddy!
[confronting O'Malley]
Alright, O'Malley, this is it. From now on, if anybody makes my girlfriend cranky and psychotic; it's gonna be me.
TTex
Aww, that's sweet.
Shut up, Bitch.
TTex
Asshole.
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