Hey Sarge, hold on a sec. Did you see something weird, Sarge?
Yes I did. Once when I was a small child, I saw a man who claimed to be my uncle do this thing with a garden hose that still haunts me to this—
Whoa, whoa. I mean did you see something weird just now? Like 5 seconds ago.
Oh, ... then no.
What was all that stuff about your uncle?
I keep telling everyone he wasn't my uncle! He wasn't!
You wanna talk about it?
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