Command was fresh out of speech modules when I started building Lopez, but once I get this baby installed, I'll finally have someone intelligent to talk to! No offense, Simmons.
Oh, don't worry, I know who you meant, sir.
GGrif
Wait a second, Lopez is a robot?
Of course he is! You didn't notice that he never talks?
GGrif
I just thought he was a real quiet guy.
And the fact that he sleeps standing up and drinks motor oil didn't get your attention?
GGrif
W-well, I did think the motor oil was a bit odd. I just thought he was trying to impress me.
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