[Church tells about Sidewinder via flashback]
Alright, well... one day when I was there, everything was just like normal. I remember I was out on patrol with my partner Jimmy. That Jimmy was a real good kid. Everybody liked him.
Do you think I was a good kid, Church?
Tucker, don't get jealous, man. Just listen to the story, okay? Like I said, guys were hanging around, waitin' for some action, bitchin' about the cold...
Man, it's fuckin' cold. I hope we get some action.
Anyway, Jimmy was in the middle of telling me all about this girlfriend he had back home.
Yep, soon as I get back, I'm gonna get down on one knee and ask her to marry me.
And that's when Tex showed up. Private Mickey was the first to go. He was halfway across the base when all of a sudden, he just started screaming bloody murder.
Bloody murder! Bloody murder!
The whole thing was over before it even started. Poor Jimmy was the last one to go. Tex walked up to him, pulled Jimmy's skull right out of his head and beat him to death with it.
Wait a second... how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.
That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.
This doesn't seem physically possible! Hurrk... Blehhh
[End of flashback]
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