TV QuotesDatabase
ON AIR

Red Dwarf

Crit Cop and Lister in “Timewave”

CCCrit Cop

You don't know what it was like before. Ship was a shambles. Everyone arguing, constantly choosing new captains. So they brought in the anti-criticism law to make people more tolerant.

But any smegger can see that society can't function like that.

CCCrit Cop

Yeah, but once they outlawed criticism, nobody could criticise the criticism law because it was illegal to criticise! Idiots! I just criticised something, didn't I? Oh, God, I've not done that for ages, that felt good! Oh! Criticising's great, isn't it?! Gives ya a real lift! [To Rimmer] I don't like your shoes, by the way. [To Kryten] Ah! What's the story with his head? Looks like something from that TV show, "When Circumcisions Go Wrong"!

More from this episode

More Red Dwarf quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Red Dwarf pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.