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Rimmer, Crit Cop and others in “Timewave”

Look, we're here to warn you that your ship is on a collision course with a very important moon called Planet Rimmer.

CCCrit Cop

I'm gonna let you off with a caution.

[To the crew] Caution?! How dumb is this guy? [To the Crit Cop] Hey! Lieutenant Asshole, If you don't move your dumb-ass spaceship, we're gonna be flatter than your wife's droopy-ass titties, capisce?

The Crit Cops takes out a taser and shoots Cat with it.

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