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Lister and Kryten in “Krysis”

Sparks suddenly fly within the cockpit as the alarm begins to ring.

What the smeg was that?

Its the EM boosters. Of course! Butler, the damn fool, he didn't realize that unlike the Nova-3, all our boards have universal linkage!

Meaning?

The engines are gonna burnout, sir! He'll look utterly stupid!

So does that mean we'll gonna crash?

How stupid is he gonna look then!

Yeah, but say we die!

Even better!

Is there no way we can land and repair?

Well, we could. But why should we help Butler out?

Kryten!

Oh, my jealousy chip's overloading, sir! Return to sane mode! [Computer sounds emit from Kryten] Of course we should land!

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