[Rimmer is reading a letter to Lister from Peterson]]
My God, that is tragic.
Why, what's happened to him? Has he died?
Died?? You'd think he'd write and tell you?
No, you're right, man, I'm not thinking straight. He'd be to busy organising his funeral wouldn't he? What's happened to him?
Somthing catastrophic. Hideous. He's found your guitar in Starbug's wreckage and is sending it here.
Brilliant!
[Rimmer is looking stressed]
You OK?
Of cause I'm not OK. I hate your guitar. If I wanted to share a cell with an irritating lump of wood, I'd have moved in with an Australian soap star!
I didn't think you thought I was THAT bad.
Didn't you get a clue that time I tried to insert it in you?
You would've had a better chance if you started with the neck end.
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