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Rimmer, Kryten and others in Red Dwarf

Suggestions?

Sir, may I recommend I load myself into the reverse-thrust tubes and you use my body as decoy fodder? This will of course leave me splattered across deep space and unable to complete today's laundry, for which I apologise in advance.

Kryten, stop your blathering and get in the damn tube. [Kryten nods and stands up]

Kryten, sit down! [Kryten sits back down] I'm not doing me own smegging ironing.

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