What the hell is all this down my chair? Peanuts?
No, I've been trimming my veruccas.
You have personal habits that would make a monkey blush.
You really think I'm that psychotically disgusting, don't you? They're peanuts, OK?
Real peanuts?
Yeah.
[eats the peanuts] Where'd you get them?
Derelict, couple of months back. I found them in the dead Captain's old donkey jacket.
[Cat glares at Lister, looking nauseous]
Don't look at me like that. You enjoyed that Mint Imperial, didn't you?
Where'd you get that?
He was sucking that when he got shot! I had to prise his jaws open with a car jack.
You think I believe anything you say!
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