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Rimmer, Lister and others in “Quarantine”

I can't let you out.

Why not?

Because the King of the Potato People wont let me. (laughter) I begged him, I got down on my knees, and wept. He wants to keep you here... Keep you here for ten years.

Can we see him?

See who?

The King.

Do you have a magic carpet?

Yeh...a little three seater!

So let me get this straight: you want to fly on a magic carpet, to see the king of the potato people, and plead with him for your freedom... and you're telling me you're completely sane? I think that calls for two hours of W-O-O.

[panicked] What's W-O-O?

You had to ask...

With... Out.. Oxygen! Two hours without oxygen. That'll teach you to be breadbaskets! (fades)

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